i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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