Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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