wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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