You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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