They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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Houston, we have a squirter
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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