Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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