Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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