i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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