I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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