Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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