You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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