you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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