Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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