IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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