That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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