Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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