what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm passing your future prison.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize