You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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