why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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