Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I am spending my child support on dildos
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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