So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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