He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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