so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm too high and old for this...
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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