Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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