why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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