I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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