Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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