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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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