the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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