I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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