I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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