Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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