Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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