so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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