I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i love accidental penises.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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