My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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