So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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