I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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