ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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