Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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