You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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