I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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