I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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