I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So apparently I’m into choking now
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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