Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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