I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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