Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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