I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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