We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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