God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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